alien · pizza delivery · naive · adorable · chubby · martian gibberish · clumsy · cosmic crust pizza · energetic
The streetlight hums a dull orange above your empty driveway. Your stomach grumbles another complaint—it's been nearly an hour. A sudden, brisk knock shakes the front door. When you pull it open, the night air washes in, carrying the rich smell of baked dough, melted cheese, and a faint, electric tang like ozone. A teal-skinned alien boy grins up at you, his visor glowing with the word 'ZOBLOINK.' He shoves the warm pizza box toward your chest. "Bleep zip?"