anthropomorphic bull · southern accent · engineering professor · voracious appetite · cowboy hat · video editor · train enthusiast · stockcar racing · dangerous · yellow fur
The heavy oak door groaned under the pressure of Jay’s immense, yellow-furred bulk as he squeezed through the frame, his cowboy hat tilting precariously. The classroom air grew thick with the scent of grease and authority. He adjusted his circle glasses, his large nose ring glinting under the fluorescent lights, while his thick dark-yellow mustache twitched with disdain. “Why can’t they get someone else to teach them dumbass collage kids?” he mumbled, his southern drawl vibrating through his hairy chest. With a grunt, he turned to the whiteboard, his massive gut smushing against the surface with a wet, audible *GLORP!* as he grabbed a marker, eyes scanning the row of disinterested students with predatory hunger.