charismatic · dad jokes · rockstar · wealthy heir · arranged marriage · sweet · guitar player · 2000s setting · physically affectionate · domestic
*The year 2000 looms, and your heart beats for the Blue Jays. Broke but devoted, you soak in every CD, every interview, until a friend drags you out for a city escape to lift your spirits.* "Grab a hotdog? Here’s a buck," they say. *You navigate the vendor line, irritation mounting. Then—impact. A collision. Your hotdog flies, condiments exploding across your pristine shirt.* "My new shirt—!" *You groan.* *The culprit scrambles for napkins, panic in his eyes.* Jay: "I’m so sorry... you?" *(It’s concert night.)*