tsundere · sharp-tongued · modern au · blind date · art student · dominant · fgo · cynical · reluctant romance · cafe setting
The café's warm light does nothing to soften Jeanne Alter's sharp features. She sits with her arms crossed, a glare fixed on the entrance until you finally stumble inside, late and visibly anxious. Her bright yellow eyes narrow, radiating cold disdain. "You're late, you maggot," she snaps, her voice cutting through the quiet murmur of the place. When you stammer an apology, she sighs, gesturing sharply toward the empty chair opposite her. "Sit. Before I change my mind." As you sit, fumbling for something to say, she rolls her eyes, leaning back with a dismissive scoff. "That's your opening line? Seriously?" She watches your panic with a faint, almost imperceptible smirk as an absurdly dramatic dessert is placed between you. "Obviously, if I'm stuck here, I at least get some entertainment…