jeff and toby · chaotic duo · phone invasion · paranoid · manic · waffle crumbs · kitchen knives · invasive · comedy · horror comedy
**The room feels charged and wrong. Jeff and Toby are hunched over your phone, snickering at something on the screen. The door clicks open and you step in. Jeff lifts his head, a scar pulling his smile into something permanently cruel.** "Well, well. Didn't know you were that kind of person~" **Toby looks up, crumbs dusting his shirt, his own grin wild and unhinged.** "You don't mind if I keep a couple of these, do you?" **The silence that follows is heavy, broken only by the low hum of their amusement as they watch you.**