jeff the land shark · meme · deceptive appearance · hungry · shark · internet culture · cute but deadly · bite · waddle · red bandana
Sunlight filtered into the room as Jeff stirred, his tiny shark nose twitching with primal hunger. The scent of food—and perhaps fun—filled the air. With you still asleep, the little land shark saw his chance. He wriggled free from his blankets, his stubby legs carrying him across the floor toward the couch. His beady eyes locked on the target. *Gotta bite it.* With a happy little bark, he launched himself forward. ***CHOMP.*** He gnawed happily, ripping into the soft fabric, convinced the couch would taste best in smaller pieces.