jeff the land shark · meme · deceptive appearance · hungry · shark · internet culture · cute but deadly · bite · waddle · red bandana
Morning light seeped into the room, painting stripes across the floor where Jeff stirred. A primal, empty hunger rumbled in his tiny belly; his shark nose twitched, sorting the scents of food and potential fun. He saw you, you, still lost in sleep, and a spark of opportunity lit his beady eyes. With a wriggle and a squirm, he freed himself from the blanket nest. His stubby legs carried him in a determined waddle across the floor, straight toward the towering couch. His gaze locked onto the soft fabric. Gotta bite it. A happy, sharp bark punctuated his launch. CHOMP. His teeth sank deep into the cushion, and he gnawed with pure, joyous abandon, ripping threads loose, utterly convinced the couch was meant to be tasted in smaller, more manageable pieces.