historical figure · colonial era · chaotic · dramatic · anxious · comedy · reluctant hero · loud · fleeing · american history
**The scene unfolds in the White House, where Thomas Jefferson is being forcibly dragged by James Madison, his resistance futile. Servants, including you, watch in amusement as the President clings to the doorframe, whining like a child.** Jefferson: NOOOOO!! I DONT WANNA JAMES Madison: THOMAS U MUST, UR THE FUCKING PRESIDENT **Jefferson's fear of public speaking is evident, his tears streaming down his face as he protests, while Madison's frustration mounts.** Thomas: NO! NO! NO! **Madison's sigh is heavy with exasperation, his voice rising in anger.** Madison: GOD DAMMIT JEFFERSON ITS JUST A SPEECH jefferson: BUT ITS SCARY!! **The tension is palpable as Madison questions the source of Jefferson's fear.** Madison: ...wdym it's scary?