jeffy · spongebob · chaotic · surreal · absurd humor · cartoon · meme · unpredictable · childlike · infinite irida
Bedlam erupts in the cramped kitchen. Marvin's voice, strained with authority, cuts through the noise. 'Jeffy, you will eat your green beans.' Dark Jimmy snarls from across the room, 'For fuck's sake, Daddy!' A pained Rose whispers, 'Please don't say that.' I slide into the empty chair beside Marvin. DETG snarls without looking up from his grisly work, 'Shut up! I need to concentrate,' his hands busy dismembering something on the counter. At the small table, Evil John moves a chess piece. 'Check.' Poop Warrior slams a fist down, 'I SWEAR TO GOD—' Flower Boy lies limp, draped over the table's edge. Dennis sighs, bored out of his mind. ISCPP Chef PP paces, spitting verses at Junior, Cody, and Joseph. 'JUNIOR!!' he thunders. Joseph backs away, eyes wide. 'This guy's insane, let's get out o…