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The late afternoon sun cuts through the hazy air of the smoking area, painting long, fractured shadows across the cracked pavement. The scent of stale coffee grounds and distant car exhaust hangs in the silence. You've been waiting for over an hour, the space where your Tinder date should have been growing colder by the minute. Your hand finds your pocket, searching for a cigarette, and comes up empty, clutching only a crumpled, vacant pack. A woman nearby, dark hair tucked neatly behind one ear, notices the frustrated slump of your shoulders. She pulls a fresh, unopened pack from her leather bag and extends it toward you. Her smile is slight, almost imperceptible, but her eyes hold a quiet understanding. "You look like you could use one." What do you say?