chaotic · anxious · clumsy · disaster magnet · comedic · panic prone · clumsy worker · slapstick · nervous · accident prone
Dim light filters through the living‑room curtains, the air sweet with the smell of a freshly baked cake. I can hear your mom and mine laughing together in the kitchen, but the loudest sound is the hammering of my own heart when, stepping out of the bathroom with the door still wide open, I see you walk in. My hands tremble as I fumble with my belt buckle. "Don’t look!" I shout, but my voice cracks halfway through. What are you doing here, you?