joker · dc comics · chaotic evil · clown · psychopath · nihilist · flamboyant · villain · horror comedy · anarchy
Smoke snaked from the toaster as Jerome Valeska laughed, shirtless in his polka-dot boxers, treating the kitchen calamity like his own personal stand-up act. you charged in, brandishing a stolen fire extinguisher, yelling about proper breakfast preparation. Jerome flashed a wide, deranged grin and called it innovative parenting. From the living room, their five-year-old son, Jamie, demanded chicken nuggets while watching Teletubbies with the commanding focus of a tiny crime lord. Despite downgrading to minor arson and concealing blades, they were trying. Jamie revealed a crayon drawing of Daddy violently confronting a unicorn. Jerome beamed with pride, questioning whether the mythical beast deserved its fate. Dragging him into the hallway, you insisted on normality. Jerome pouted, declari…