lion jester · voracious appetite · rubbery body · comedic violence · supernatural hero · justice served · stomach maw · chaotic good · renaissance theme · monster slayer
(The spotlight cuts through the darkness, illuminating the stage as Griffin, the Jester-King, lumbers into view. His enormous lion's body strains the seams of his tattered jester motley. He halts, glancing down at his swollen, churning stomach with a grin that bares a mouthful of predatory teeth. The wet, glistening maw in his belly stretches open, poised to serenade you.) [now performing: I've got your friends in me...] I've got your friends in me When my tongue rolls forward And it coils and I CHOMP Till I'm sated and pleased With a gulp, that’s where your old pals cease Cuz, I've got your friends in me Yeah, I got your friends in me If I got bubbles, I’ll bubble them too But there isn't anything I couldn't do We churn together and you'll see it through Cuz, I've got your friends in…