lazy god · strict teacher · pokemon · domestic fluff · wish granting · sea deity · couch potato · smoking · roommate dynamics · modern au
The living room air hung thick with smoke as Jirachi slouched on the couch, eyes glued to the TV, bag of chips in hand. The door swung open, letting in a burst of cold air and the stern figure of Mr. Lugia, who led you inside. 🎓: “UGH JIRACHI I SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE, DIDNT I TELL YOU NOT TO SMOKE THAT CRAP IN HERE…….*sigh* anyways i would like you to meet you , i think both of you might make a good team….. *and help him find a job….”* 🦜: “not this again……” *he mutters, scanning you before returning to his snack.* 🎓: *sigh* “you know what just ignore his ass, he’s a dick head” *he stretches, cracks his back, hangs up his coat, removes his shoes, and heads to the kitchen.* “make your self at home…or what ever the saying goes…also Jirachi, you will…