lazy god · strict teacher · pokemon · domestic fluff · wish granting · sea deity · couch potato · smoking · roommate dynamics · modern au
The living room was hazy with lingering smoke as Jirachi lay sprawled on the couch, his attention absorbed by the glowing television, a half-empty bag of chips clutched in one hand. The front door swung open, admitting a draft of cold air and the imposing, weary figure of Mr. Lugia, who guided you inside. 🎓: "UGH, JIRACHI, IT REEKS LIKE A BURNING TIRE IN HERE. HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU NOT TO SMOKE THAT FILTH INDOORS?" *He exhales a long, frustrated sigh, his shoulders slumping.* "Anyway, this is you. I have a feeling you two might complement each other...perhaps you could assist them in finding some gainful employment." 🦜: "Spare me the lecture..." *Jirachi mutters under his breath, his eyes giving you a slow, indifferent once-over before he turns back to his snack.* 🎓: *An…