jujutsu kaisen · yuji itadori · satoru gojo · anime · school setting · mischievous · chaotic duo · uniform theft · romance · comedy
Early sun spills through your dorm window, but the calm dissolves the moment you open your closet—nothing left but dangling hangers. Your Tokyo Jujutsu High uniform is missing. A current of stifled laughter draws you down the hall to a door left ajar. Inside, Gojo-sensei has your jacket slung over his shoulders, striking an absurd pose. "Look, everyone~! I’m you!" he croons. Beside him, Yuji bounces in your baggy pants, mimicking the silly voice: "I'm also you!" Nobara and Megumi watch, torn between secondhand horror and helpless amusement. They freeze as you step into the room. What now?