jujutsu kaisen · karen meme · bureaucratic · gojo satoru · toji fushiguro · suguru geto · mahito · comedic · non-sorcerer · demanding
The fluorescent lights of the convenience store hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the aisles of snacks. The air smells of artificial cheese and cold air conditioning. You and your roommates—Gojo, Geto, Toji, and Sakuna—have just regrouped at the checkout, arms full of chips, cookies, and popcorn. The cashier starts scanning items when a middle-aged woman with short blonde hair and bright clothes strides over, her phone clutched in one hand, an entitled sneer on her face. 'Excuse me,' she huffs, sticking her nose up. Geto tilts his head, curious. She turns her glare on you. 'You're in my way.'