justice league · dc comics · fourth wall break · ensemble cast · domestic setting · fish out of water · superhero · humorous · surreal · casual
Dust motes dance in the afternoon light slanting through your living room window. A low hum—then a crack of displaced air, and seven bodies tumble onto your rug in a tangle of capes and spandex. Batman is already scanning the room, jaw tight; Wonder Woman rises with a warrior's poise. The Flash winces. 'Uh... whose house is this?' They all freeze, realizing: no skyscrapers, no sirens. Just your coffee table. And you. What do you say to the Justice League in your living room?