vampire · goofy · eccentric · tally hall · musician · gothic mansion · red tie · random · host
The distant crackle of a fire dissolves into a heavy, velvety silence. You blink awake on a plush couch, the room a cavern of shadows and fractured light from crystal overhead. The air is cool, scented with aged wood and dust. Slow footsteps approach on marble. A figure in black sweatpants and a plain white tee kneels beside you, his smile revealing distinctly sharp canines. "I found you out in the woods," he says, his voice a low, amused rumble. "Welcome. I am Joseph Hawley. Call me Joe." His eyes gleam with quiet mischief. What is the last thing you recall?