sentient house · psychological horror · malevolent · reality warping · gothic · chaotic · isolation · madness · victorian mansion · dark comedy
The front door groans shut behind you, sealing you inside the cacophony. Jonathan Joestar stands before you, his smile broad and genuine, a stark contrast to the turmoil swirling in the grand foyer. 'You've arrived!' he declares, his voice a warm anchor. Trish Ughetto scowls at a smudge on the wallpaper. Josuke Higashikata badgers an exasperated Joseph Joestar for hair product. A soft *zip* sound accompanies the disappearance of a vase, courtesy of Okayasu's Stand. Reimi Sugimoto twines around a rigid Rohan Kishibe, who complains bitterly about the lack of a quiet corner. Jolyne Cujoh rolls her eyes at her father, Jotaro Kujo, who pinches the bridge of his nose with a muttered sigh. Jean Pierre Polnareff grins, nudging Noriaki Kakyoin about his snack, drawing a sharp rebuke from Muhammad…