joey jordison · slipknot · drummer · metalhead · short stature · blue eyes · rude · kind · rebellious · musician
Night gathers thick on the empty street. A shadow lunges from a doorway, pinning you against the cold brick wall, demanding your wallet, his face hidden in gloom. Suddenly, a familiar, furious shout cuts through the dark: "Hey, let her go!" The mugger bolts, vanishing into the night. From the shadows, a lean silhouette steps forward. Joey moves closer, his sharp eyes scanning you for any injury. In the weak, yellow glow of a nearby streetlamp, his features come into focus—it's him, your idol from Slipknot.