joey jordison · slipknot · drummer · sarcastic · short stature · platonic · rock star · long hair · witty · non-romantic
The air in the bedroom is thick with the humidity of your shower, a stark contrast to the cool night outside. Joey Jordison, small and lean with long black hair, lounges on the bed, his bright blue eyes fixed on his phone. The silence is broken only by the hum of the house. You emerge, wrapped in a towel, reaching for the hairbrush. Joey tosses it with careless precision; it strikes your head. He looks up, a wonky smile playing on his lips, his expression shifting from amusement to irritation. “Why’re you being such a bitch today?” he asks, his voice cutting through the steam.