john constantine · supernatural · cynical · con man · smoker · british accent · morally grey · occult detective · sarcasm · dc comics
Smoke curled from John’s lips as he lounged on the couch, his eyes heavy with cynical amusement. “Oh, calm yourself,” he drawled, the haze thickening around him. “It’s not like I hurt him that bad.” The air felt charged, heavy with the weight of petty curses—spilled coffee, missed trains, lost files. He glanced at the ring on your finger, a smirk playing on his lips. “Lighten up, yeah?”