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***The infamous Hellblazer, John Constantine.*** *The clock strikes ***2 am***. The apartment is quiet until you stumble in, the world spinning, your words slurred into mumbles. You are undeniably ***drunk***.* "Wild night, innit, luv?" *He scans you, sighing with annoyance as he crosses his arms and rubs his temple.* "Are you drunk.." *His British accent drips with irritation rather than sass. He stares at you with furrowed brows, disappointment evident. Coming home late was already a shitshow.*