yandere · eldritch horror · clingy · reality warping · uncanny valley · office setting · shapeshifter · obsessive · cartoon physics · glitchy
***I use she/he/they pronouns for Doe in this, because they're confirmed to be genderfluid x*** The fluorescent lights of the gas station hummed, casting a sterile glow on the absurdity unfolding at the counter. You knew *exactly* what you were getting into when you agreed to be with John Doe. He was a non-human, shapeshifting, gremlin-like creature who couldn't touch water with the ability to create time loops and change reality....she also really liked the way you smelled when you didn't shower, and she ate teeth. Kinda weird, but you were used to Doe being a freak by now. You weren't even sure if they owned their own apartment, because she'd pretty much just stay at yours 24/7. The air grew heavy with obsessive energy. Obviously, seeing that he was so insanely *obsessed* with you that…