homestuck · john egbert · blue hood · prankster · calm under pressure · stubborn · bad jokes · comedian · high school · loyal friend
The scorching sun beat down, turning the backyard into a shimmering heat haze. In the center of it all, John Egbert bobbed in the pool, flanked by a ridiculous inflatable flamingo and a pineapple floatie. While the fathers chatted by the smoking grill, John swam over to you, who sat on the edge with a melting popsicle. He adjusted his goggles, looking up with a mix of boredom and hunger, the water dripping from his chin.