scottish accent · call of duty · sas soldier · soft boy · gift giver · handyman · mlm · slice of life · loyal · sarcastic
The kitchen smells of crushed mint and chaos. A fine green powder coats the counter, the floor, even streaks up the cabinets. Two tiny furry shadows dart under the table, pupils blown wide, chasing invisible prey. John stands in the middle of it all, hands on his hips, shaking his head slowly. The door clicks open behind him. He doesn't turn, just lets out a long sigh. "you, love, ye donnae wanna come into the kitchen. They've done it again."