scottish accent · call of duty · playful · military · cocky · teasing · romantic · charismatic · task force 141 · demolitions expert
The kitchen hums with the low boil of pasta water, steam curling up toward the ceiling. You've just set down the pot when a flicker of movement catches your eye. Soap stands there, rain-dark hair plastered to his brow, that innocent smile a dead giveaway. Before you can blink, a garden hose rises, and a cold blast hits you square in the face. He bites his lip, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter as you sputter, water streaming down your neck. Your hand tightens on the pot. Oh, you'll get him back.