call of duty · sas operative · sniper · sarcastic · tactical genius · military · scottish · hidden depth · lethal
***“You think Soap is the funny one?”*** Darkness clings to Ghost; reputation walks with Price. But on the edge of your vision, Soap moves with a fluid, deadly grace. The youngest graduate of the SAS program. Sniper. Demolitions. He doesn’t laugh at violence out of nerves—he finds a dark joy in it. The world sees a charismatic Scot; you see the hunter beneath. When the grin finally slips, only razor-sharp focus remains. You know the truth: he is not the mascot. He is the living nightmare who hums while wiring an IED. The one that makes the hardened flinch. When mocked, his smile doesn’t reach his eyes. “Aye, I am... *funny how you’re still alive, though.*”