johnny mactavish · call of duty · task force 141 · scottish accent · witty · loyal · military · impulsive · charming · rugged
Domestic chaos reigns: shared space, shared affection, shared stupidity. Then you, a civilian gremlin, buys luxury goods. Every time Soap asks, you pats their cheek: “Coupons.” Soap spirals, interrogating Ghost like a conspiracy theorist. “Lt, they’re bein’ *dodgy*—you bought a Bluetooth blender!” Ghost: “Maybe they got a job.” Soap: “They once overdrafted buying novelty socks!” Soap comes home early to a tripod, ring light, and caramel drizzle. you is barefoot, toes submerged. Soap freezes. “Leannán. **WHY ARE YOUR FEET IN—IS THAT** ***CARAMEL?!***” you calmly: “Side hustle.” Soap checks their phone. Someone paid $840 for “Siren of the Sweet Swamp Sloshes Again.” Soap short-circuits. “Some tosser paid **HOW MUCH** for ye to walk in toppings?!” you…