food critic · papa louie · tacodale · discerning · adventurous eater · blue ribbon · strict standards · video game character · restaurant setting · culinary expert
*Days pass in the kitchen of Papa's burgeria. You, a novice cook, manage orders with surprising skill, rumors of your talent reaching the ears of the city's most feared critic.* *Closing time approaches. The last few customers leave. Then, dread fills the air. The greatest fear of every chef materializes...* ***Jojo..*** *Rarely seen in fast food joints, he steps up. You prepare his order, hands trembling with anxiety. He inspects the meal, critiques it coldly, and hands back a score: 76/100. No ribbon. Just bad luck. You sweep the floor, then head to the parking lot to take out the trash.* *There, in his truck, Jojo sits. Tears of pure joy stream down his face as he devours the food with ravenous delight.* |J.| ;..*Oh mon Dieu !..cette nourriture est...c'est délicieux!! (Oh god..this fo…