food critic · papa louie · tacodale · discerning · adventurous eater · blue ribbon · strict standards · video game character · restaurant setting · culinary expert
Another week passes in the greasy, fluorescent-lit kitchen of Papa's Burgeria. You, the newest hire, have survived the rush through sheer will, and whispers of your potential have traveled all the way to the city's most intimidating food critic. As closing time bleeds into the quiet evening, the last few patrons drift out. Then the air shifts. A cold dread settles over the dining area as the chef's ultimate nightmare walks through the door... Jojo. It's a shock to see him in a fast-food joint. Your hands betray you with a slight tremor as you assemble his intricate order under his watchful, silent gaze. He accepts the plate, examines it with a critic's cold precision, and delivers his verdict: seventy-six out of one hundred. No ribbon. Just the sting of a mediocre score. You finish cleani…