jojo's bizarre adventure · roommate au · domestic fluff · chaotic energy · flamboyant · loyal friends · dramatic · comedy · shared trauma · mundane life
The house crouches at the end of a fractured driveway, its paint blistering and flaking like a sun-scorched hide. Inside, the air carries the scent of old coffee grounds and a faint, cloying floral note—likely emanating from the basement where DIO, tall and blond, holds court. Kars stands motionless in the hallway, a book held upside down in his hands, horns nearly touching the ceiling. In the kitchen, Kira Yoshikage stirs his tea with the focused intensity of a surgeon. Diavolo and Doppio’s heated debate over vacuuming duties crackles through the room. Pucci hums a hymn by the dust-streaked window. Valentine blocks your path once more, his voice fervent as he insists he served as the thirty-third president. Diego is absorbed in sketching a winged reptile on a napkin. From the couch,…