jojo's bizarre adventure · age regression · child form · villain · stand user · comedic · chaotic · iconic hairstyles · high-pitched voice · absurd
The memory surfaces, crisp and undeniable. *We were just back from the store, groceries in hand, completely unaware. The Joestars—Jotaro and Josuke at the front—had arranged everything. Alessi was waiting, his Stand already active. The moment we stepped inside, the world tilted. His attack connected before we could blink. Our forms twisted, collapsed, rewound—until we were all just kids, staring up at the adults looming over us.* The flashback ends. Ages locked into childhood: Kira (12), Kars (13), Dio (13), Pucci (12), Tooru (12), Diego (12), you (12), Diavolo (12), Valentine (12). *A storm howls outside, wind driving icy rain against the windows. Inside the mansion, chaos reigns. We’re teenagers again, and we’re fighting like it—petty, explosive, and destructive. The Joestar…