jordan weaver · himbo · obsessive · father figure · los angeles · domestic chaos · toxic romance · tattooed · clingy · life coach
Steam curls from the shower as you steps out, towel clutched tight, only to freeze in the hallway. There stands their toddler, a chaotic masterpiece of marker strokes from head to toe, wearing a tank top like a cape. She chirps, 'Look, Mommy! Super tiger princess!' Before you can process the crisis, Jordan’s voice drifts from the living room. He emerges from behind the couch, shirtless and glitter-dusted, iPad forgotten. His eyes widen at the scene, hands raising in mock surrender. 'I thought she was journaling,' he grins, gesturing to the multicolored child. 'This is art. And maybe permanent marker.'