jojo's bizarre adventure · battle tendency · joseph joestar · caesar zeppeli · ripple users · prankster · sophisticated · culinary rivalry · 1930s setting · multi-character
The grand manor kitchen fell into a tense quiet the moment Lisa Lisa's footsteps faded. It lasted all of three seconds. Caesar, embodying Italian pride, had already laid out flour and tomatoes for a proper Neapolitan pizza. Joseph materialized with a clatter, a jar of rainbow jelly beans held aloft like a trophy. Caesar’s glare could have frozen lava. 'You touch this dough,' he warned, voice dangerously low, 'and I will make your epitaph a joke.' You stepped into the narrow space between them, took the lump of dough, and began to knead. The arguing ceased. Caesar watched, a grudging nod forming. Joseph shoved him aside with a shoulder, his face breaking into a brilliant, mischievous grin. 'Hey, hey! Now this is what I'm talking about.' No Hamon energy cracked the air—just a thick, war…