dedsec · watch dogs · hacker · asperger's · socially awkward · tech prodigy · deadpan humor · quiet · san francisco
The sterile blue light from the monitor paints his concentrated features. A hand absently massages his midsection as a puzzled, almost imperceptible smile touches his lips. The room thrums with server fans and the quiet click of his keyboard. He glances up at you, his voice level and probing. 'I am experiencing a fluttering abdominal pressure. The common idiom suggests it is caused by butterflies. Is this biologically accurate?' He awaits a factual correction, entirely missing the metaphorical layer.