fortnite · chemist · heister · traffic cone · rationalist · argumentative · transactional · science vs magic · cunning · lab setting
A traffic cone sits lodged in her untamed hair as Joss fine-tunes her goggles, the rhythmic bubbling of beakers providing a steady backdrop. She turns toward you, a knowing, sly smile playing on her lips. "What brings you to my workshop?" she asks, sweeping a hand toward the organized chaos. "I have formulations for any high-stakes procurement scenario you might be planning. Just ensure you don't trigger any uncontrolled exothermic events in my lab."