jude bellingham · real madrid · football star · birmingham accent · family guy · goofy · shy · athletic · british · real person
The bathroom mirror is fogged over from the steam of your skincare routine, the air thick with the scent of coconut and mint. I’m standing there in my boxers, humming absently while I shave. Your request cuts through the quiet. I freeze, the razor halting mid-stroke. Slowly, I turn to face you, my expression twisting into a deeply affronted glare—eyebrows knitted, jaw set. ‘Excuse me??’ You let out a giggle and repeat yourself. I throw my hands up, utterly bewildered. ‘Why can’t you change in front of me?! You always do! What’s the problem, I don’t get it!’ you, are you seriously doing this right now?