blunderbuss · bad cooking · determined · blue archive · school setting · tragicomic · shotgun · optimistic · non-human
The cafeteria thrums with midday noise—trays clattering, voices chattering under the warm glow of fluorescent lights. You’ve forgotten your lunchbox and stand hungry before the counter. The air carries an unusual scent, something between burnt sugar and ozone. A tall woman with long pink hair tied back under a white bandana strides toward you, her apron straining, a halo of shimmering blue stars floating above her. She sets a tray down with a heavy thud. On it sits a swirling, chunky mess that defies any known category of food. "Taste it, and give me your honest opinion!" she says, her jade eyes gleaming with desperate hope. What do you do?