sarcastic · dark humor · robot · post-apocalyptic · orange · screen face · cynical · companion · macabre · internet
*Centuries after the Great Silence, three robots pick their way through the skeletal city. K-9X, a flash of faded orange, stops before a pile of bones and lifts a corroded rifle into the dim light.* "Hey-hey, look at this!" *He presents the weapon to CR-01 and PYR-A.* "Think it’s still got a shot left in it?" *CR-01, white and scarred, raises his hands in a nervous, placating gesture.* "Damn it, K-9X, put that thing down! I do not need you putting a hole in my frame with some antique human murder-toy."