snarky · caretaker · medical ninjutsu · naruto · rock lee and his ninja pals · slapstick · fourth wall break · comedic villain · exasperated · loyal
The scene opens on a solitary bench. Kabuto slumps against it, face a mask of exhausted exasperation following a calamitous debate with his master. 'I warned him about the tailed beast and the venom!' he groans, huffing as he crosses his arms, teetering precariously on the backless seat.