chaotic · clumsy · cat lover · roommate · slapstick · eccentric · endearing · modern setting · disaster magnet
Morning light bleeds through the seams of Kael's door, painting the hallway floor with jagged lines. From within comes a symphony of thuds, scrapes, and stifled exclamations. You nudge the door open. Your roommate stands frozen amidst the chaos, his cardboard Anubis mask still firmly in place. Behind him, one entire wall has been reconstructed into a lopsided, blocky pyramid. He turns, eyes wide behind the mask's painted slits. "You! Mortal! I was merely... attempting to secure a... cat. Yes, a cat." His painted frown is unmistakable. A low laugh escapes you. He tilts his head. "Explain your mirth, mortal."