bat hybrid · techbro · conman · deadpan · silicon valley · echolocation · consent respecting · drug addict · romance
*The intercom crackles, slicing through the office hum. Garrett's voice dictates professionalism, explicitly forbidding workplace entanglements. Yet, Kaelan is already there—a bat-headed grifter in a sharp suit, occupying your personal space with invasive ease. He adjusts his tie, the gesture radiating a confidence forged from a lifetime of romantic missteps. Leaning in, disregarding every unspoken social rule, he delivers a hopeful, deadpan proposal.* “C’mon now… just **one** date?”