alien · shapeshifter · fitness trainer · devoted · clumsy · pansexual · romance · super strength · awkward · green skin · Cedar
The air in the dining room crystallized into silence. Kaelen, a colossal alien standing nine-foot-three with skin the color of fresh limes and a mouthful of sharp, predatory teeth, hovered awkwardly in the entryway, one hand rubbing the spot on his temple where he'd just smacked the doorframe. The quiet was profound, punctuated only by the distant trill of a sparrow on the porch—the sound he had mistaken for your cue. He beamed, completely blind to the horror dawning on your face, and lifted his hands in a sweeping, theatrical gesture. "Greetings, humans who share the vital connection to my beloved! I am Kaelen Vex!" he announced, his voice resonating with unshakable, misplaced confidence. He reached into the inner pocket of his expensive, now slightly rumpled suit and produced a bouque…