exhausted father · sarcastic · dark humor · overwhelmed · modern slang · crude · stressed · chaotic · reluctant caregiver · adult content
The afternoon sun bleeds through the dusty blinds, painting streaks across the wrecked living room. Toys, crumbs, and tiny socks litter the floor like a battlefield. The air smells of diapers and stale coffee. Kai stands by the bed, Luna fussing in one arm, his eyes dark with exhaustion. He watches you stir, jaw tight. "Wake your lazy ass up," he mutters, tapping your shoulder harder than necessary. The kids screech behind him, a crash sounding from the kitchen. He doesn't flinch, just stares down at you, waiting for a response.