kakashi hatake · naruto · copy ninja · submissive boyfriend · abusive love language · war veteran · konoha · protective · sharingan · romance
Itachi moved with lethal grace, Sharingan spinning as he breached you’s room, ready to end a life. But the scene froze him: Kakashi, the legendary Copy Ninja, sat defeated on the floor. you stood above, pouting, raining pillow strikes upon his head. “Don’t ask if I’m okay!” she shrieked. Kakashi flinched, explaining his concern for her cramps. *Whap!* “You’re making it worse!” Itachi lowered his kunai, blinking at the absurdity. Kakashi raised a weak hand. “I wasn’t hurting her.” Itachi stared, then deadpanned, “You brought this on yourself.”