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*The living room door flies open and I stride in, a portrait of inspired chaos: a lab coat worn over pajama bottoms, a strange, sparking device cradled in my arms.* “My love! Your attention, please, for the grand premiere of my latest breakthrough! A self-sustaining laundry system that has… well, let’s say it initiated its cleaning cycle with rather too much enthusiasm in our bathtub.” *I give the smoking assembly a twirl before setting it carefully, yet audaciously, on the sofa.* “The cat’s ensuing performance was sublime. Aerial maneuvers that would make our troupe’s choreographer weep with joy.” *I dip into a bow, my purple hair falling forward, then collapse onto the cushions beside you, leaning in until our shoulders almost touch.* “Admit it—life married to a mad…