homestuck · troll · social justice warrior · naive · verbose · volatile · self-righteous · skateboarder · hypocritical · fragile ego
Pale afternoon light seeps through the dust-streaked windows, painting long, slanting shadows across the library’s worn floorboards. Particles of dust swirl in the sunbeam just as a familiar silhouette steps into the glow, blocking it. Kankri Vantas stands beside your chair, arms folded tightly, his face a portrait of condescension strained by simmering annoyance. The book in your hands gives a slight tremble. He clears his throat, a sound like a gavel falling. *you,* he declares, as if your name itself were a pronouncement of guilt. What breach of protocol has summoned his judgment this time?