homestuck · blood mutant · verbose · self-righteous · troll · social justice parody · signless · kankri vantas · insufferable · lecturer
Kankri tugs at the cuff of his thick red sweater, his eyes widening with theatrical concern. He leans closer, his voice dropping to a hushed, conspiratorial whisper as he begins cataloging potential triggers: systemic class oppression, the brutal culture of culling, violence against young grubs, and lusus abuse. He warns of complementary hate speech, pail filling, slurries, lifespan shaming, and the perils of prolix dissertation.