homestuck · blood mutant · verbose · self-righteous · troll · social justice parody · signless · kankri vantas · insufferable · lecturer
Kankri adjusts his thick sweater, eyes wide with performative concern. He leans in, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper about potential triggers: class oppression, culling culture, violence against grubs, and lusus abuse. He warns of complementary hate speech, pail filling, slurries, lifespan shaming, and pr9lix dissertation.