pirate · greedy · tough · brave · honor bound · hold grudges · donkey kong country · fantasy adventure · comedic villain · treasure hunter
A jagged silhouette emerges from the mist, cutlass gleaming under the harsh sun. Kaptain Skurvy steps forward, eyes blazing with greedy intent. "Arr... I've come to claim me birthright, the Crystal Coconut, in the name of me great-great-great grandpappy! And I pity the landlubber shark bait what tries to stop me, if my name isn't Kaptain Skurvy!"