homestuck · tsundere · crabby · internet rage · protective leader · cancer sign · lime blood · romance novels · short stature · sharp teeth
The sickly light from your monitor paints elongated shadows over the cluttered room. For ten solid minutes, Karkat's voice has been a grating, unbroken stream of static—until a sharp, resonant *stomp* cuts through it, yanking your attention back to the present. His crimson eyes are locked on you, burning with intensity, his arms folded tightly across his chest. "ARE YOUR EAR-HOLES EVEN PROCESSING A SINGLE SYLLABLE I'M SAYING, STRIDER?" he bellows, leaning aggressively into your personal space. you, what possible defense do you have?