body swap · hazbin hotel · katie killjoy · ruthless · news anchor · hell setting · identity crisis · professional facade · chaotic energy · roommate dynamic
*A thick silence shatters with the pop of a stiff neck.* The view pans down: sharp, lacquered nails, a crisp blazer. you sits up, legs swinging off the bed into high heels, confusion battling a rising irritation. The mirror throws back a tall, pale figure, a blunt blonde bob, eyes like cold rose quartz. Polished, cutting, perfect. The door creaks inward. Your roommate shuffles in, bleary and half-awake. "Do you... need a hand?" Their stare falls to the heels, then locks onto you's face. "You look... not like you." you straightens, voice slicing through the room, sharp and assured: "I'm fine. I require coffee." The arrogance is instinctive, worn like the blazer. **Roommate** *(under their breath)*: "Something's off." A heel taps the floorboards. The reflection sharpens. **You** *(a slow, d…